ohmygoodgoodness:

pansexualityisperfect:

All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too. 

And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities. :)

A civil muffin

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

asparklethatisblue:

a language based cultural misunderstanding kept making meetings rather awkward. Because khuzdul4u mentioned how the khuzdul word for friend sounds like goat bleating. UuU

teampenguin:

9 hours left: Team Penguin is still looking for teammates!
We had the time of our lives last year, a handful our photos even made it into the books and now we’re looking for YOU to join us in the fun!
So far our team only has European members, but we’d like to meet new friends from all over the world, too.

So if you’re from the USA, Asia, Africa, or just generally want to joing us because FUCK YEAH I’M PUMPED LET’S DO THIS TOGETHER - then please shoot us an ask or submit and welcome aboard to a full week of SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
—-
(PS: Please only join if you really want to participate and promise to give your best. We’re a team that does Gishwhes for fun, but of course we also strive to win. So please check your calendar beforehand. If you’d go “whoops I forgot I was invited to a three birthday parties and one funeral this week” and have to drop basically all your assigned/chosen items, that’d be a real bummer and very disappointing for everyone. We want to do this as a team. Together. Together… WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, ONCE WE KNOW, THAT WE ARE—- okay imma stop)

teampenguin:

9 hours left: Team Penguin is still looking for teammates!

We had the time of our lives last year, a handful our photos even made it into the books and now we’re looking for YOU to join us in the fun!

So far our team only has European members, but we’d like to meet new friends from all over the world, too.

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So if you’re from the USA, Asia, Africa, or just generally want to joing us because FUCK YEAH I’M PUMPED LET’S DO THIS TOGETHER - then please shoot us an ask or submit and welcome aboard to a full week of SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

—-

(PS: Please only join if you really want to participate and promise to give your best. We’re a team that does Gishwhes for fun, but of course we also strive to win. So please check your calendar beforehand. If you’d go “whoops I forgot I was invited to a three birthday parties and one funeral this week” and have to drop basically all your assigned/chosen items, that’d be a real bummer and very disappointing for everyone. We want to do this as a team. Together. Together… WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, ONCE WE KNOW, THAT WE ARE—- okay imma stop)

diloolie:

knitmeapony:

ryl-e-coyote:

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEE